Funniest Answering Machine Messages

[highlight highlightColor=”highlight-orange” ]Answering machine messages[/highlight] may vary according to the purpose and the situation. Sometimes people try to put humorous and entertaining answering machine messages that can be heard by the caller or the visitor.

Such messages are called as funniest answering machine messages. These messages are jokey and entertain the person.

Sample Funniest Answering Machine Messages

  • [blockquote]Roses are red, leaves are green. We are currently unavailable, so please leave your messages on this machine![/blockquote]
  • The person you are trying to call is not in a mood to talk to you right now. You can happily leave your message to him after the beep.
  • [blockquote]Twinkle Twinkle little star, you don’t even know who we are. We will contact you when you are home, through our phone.[/blockquote]
  • [blockquote]We are not at home right now. If you leave us a message that will rhyme; we promise we will contact you in a short time.[/blockquote]
  • Hi! It is your bad luck that you can’t be contacted to a great person like me. Leave your message after the beep.
  • [blockquote]We are sorry because we are not here to lend you our ear. You will be heard if you leave us your word.[/blockquote]

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