Funny answering machine messages are basically messages that are recorded in an answering machine and are intended to deliver a humorous punch to the caller.
These messages can be personalized and you can think of some of the craziest or whackiest of messages for the answering machine. Creativity rules when it comes to funny answering machine messages.
Sample Funny Answering Machine Messages:
- You have reached the voicemail of God! Now try and humor me or stop wasting my time!
- [blockquote]Left my voice in the freezer to chill! Leave your name and number and will call when my voice defreeze! [/blockquote]
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything and everything you say will be recorded…so [highlight highlightColor=”highlight-green” ]exercise caution! [/highlight]
- [blockquote]You have reached the end of the wire…now turn back or leave a footprint and I will take the cue.[/blockquote]
- You think we care? No we don’t and that’s why we aren’t home. If you care, drop a name and number.
- [blockquote] I am away betting on horses. To leave a message, please provide your credit card details first. [/blockquote]
- Right now I am deep in enemy zone with ETA unknown. Please leave you rank and rendezvous point.
- You have reached hell! To get an appointment with the devil, [highlight highlightColor=”highlight-green” ]wait for the beep![/highlight]