Funny Away Text Messages

Funny away text messages are messages sent to a person, when you are away from home, town, or any place and want to pep up the mood of loved ones.

These messages are sent to convey that you are away and they are coated with humor. The prime aim of these messages is to convey the absence with subtle humor or a joke that offers real fun. Below are some funny away text messages as examples.

Sample Funny Away Text Messages

  • [blockquote]You have reached the voice mail box of Mr. Prime Minister; you shall get a reply in the order. Your message number is 999. Your call is important please wait for a beep and leave a message.[/blockquote]
  • At first it turned me exhilarated, then it turned me claustrophobic when it went away.It’s gone, it is called fame!
  • [blockquote]Sometimes it’s very funny seeing your friends turn foes, when u become close and your foes turn friends when you choose to go away.[/blockquote]
  • The best way to respond to a long, but boring advice is to listen respectfully, and going away doing exact opposite.
  • This mistake most people are to forgive when heart asks you to let go, and let go when your heart asks you to forgive.
  • [blockquote]While talking to loved ones who are 2000 miles apart, we tend to shout. May be the heart knows deeply they are very far and commands your mind to reach for them to hear you.[/blockquote]
  • I go away to different places not to find someone, but to find real me.
  • [blockquote]]I sometimes think about what you think and you should think what I don’t and now think you would have better problems to solve than finding me where I am.[/blockquote
  • I know how to irritate you when I am away, I know how to irritate you when I am away, I know how to irritate you when I am away , , I know how to irritate you when I am away and this is the easiest way.
  • You want to find out what I’m thinking about you right now, please wait for my next message.
  • [blockquote]I have left a message for you, if you call. It would read, please call my subscription as I’m tired of answering you. Now, see I saved your time.[/blockquote]
  • Let’s not get into any fight today. I have run out of places to go away hiding.
  • Because I’m out of stock, the best away message I could put up is “stop calling me”!

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