Very Funny Away Messages

Very funny away messages are those messages that can be sent to near and dear, or set as a status, when you are away from a place.

They are meant to convey that you are away and they can be sent with a pun intended. Below are some very funny away messages for various different reasons and different contexts.

Sample Very Funny Away Messages

  • [blockquote]Hi lets discuss thing when we are right and left. But for now I have left, bye.[/blockquote]
  • I am away. I am lost. I don’t know where I am either. If you find me, please report to me.
  • [blockquote]Currently I am hiding from someone. If you message me and don’t get a reply, probably it’s you.[/blockquote]
  • The crazy message that keeps scrolling in my head is “free the birds from the cages all around the world”. I am on away, on my way. Will reply once I get back!
  • [blockquote]I am away, but I trust me, I wanted to give you a pleasant surprise, will message once back. And this how I keep you busy when I am not with you.[/blockquote]
  • If you still keep seeing me away, I am really sorry. It’s not me, but your computer who is lying.
  • I am away doing shopping. I know you are jealous, that’s okay. Please leave a message. Will reply.
  • I am trying to count the days we have been happy. Not finished till now. So excuse me till then. Will reply once I am done.
  • I cannot talk over the phone right now, I cannot talk over the laptop now, well I cannot chat in Skype too, I am leaving this message to tell you that I am not available for calling, talking.Okay confused? Please figure it out. Will be back.
  • I am watching a carton, which I don’t want to pause. Kindly excuse and don’t ping.
  • [blockquote]Hey you have reached my voice mail. Press 1 if it’s an urgent matter. Press 2 if you want to gossip, press 3 if you want to find out about my plans for today. Press 5 if you hate me for this. Okay, thanks your number is registered in logs, will call you back.[/blockquote]
  • I am currently away as my bike wants a company, for riding.
  • [blockquote]I am feeling sad seeing you message me even though I am away.[/blockquote]

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