Funny Promotion Congratulations Messages

Funny promotion congratulations messages are those messages that are sent to make people feel happy about their promotion and to laugh heartily. They are sent in the form of cartoon, cards and also in wordings like SMS, letters, etc.

When a person gets a promotion, he receives these type of messages from his boss, relatives, friends, colleague and such other people.


The tone of these messages will be congratulatory and will also include humor in them. Below mentioned are a few messages that can give you an idea as to how such messages can be framed.

Samples Funny Promotion Congratulations Messages

  • [blockquote]Attention chief petty officer! I can’t hear you. Did you say you were just promoted to chief petty officer? Congratulations soldier![/blockquote]
  • I think I’m due for promotion. How about letting me sleep up there on your bed!
  • [highlight highlightColor=”highlight-green” ]Congratulations on your promotion. [/highlight]I heard you’ll be swimming with the sharks from now on!
  • [blockquote]Heard the news on your promotion. So probably you will get a very good hike now. Don’t be a miser hereafter. At least now this calls for a grand celebration![/blockquote]
  • When people like you get promoted, I should have been a CEO by now. Whatever, congratulations on your promotion!
  • Do you know that donkey doesn’t have brain! It obeys and does the work which his master says. Do you know who is he? Yes he is right in front of me. Anyways, congrats for the promotion!
  • [blockquote]I heard that you are promoted as a financial officer. Then, please grant me a loan of fifty lakhs and you be the guarantor for the same. As your salary is increased you can pay on my behalf! Congratulation for the promotion![/blockquote]
  • You are promoted as a legal adviser then please help me in divorcing my wife and arranging me a new girl to marry!
  • [blockquote]I came to know that your dog has been promoted to your place because it is sincere and more honest than you and you need not have to pay high salary. Its demand is only two bones a day![/blockquote]
  • I came to know that you are promoted to watchman duty from manager in-charge. Then please take care of my car and park it in a good place and wash it neatly till it shines. Congratulations!
  • I came to hear that your wife has given you a promotion from being a husband to a butler. Do you want any help? I will guide you. I have experience in this field. Many congratulations!

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