Funny Wedding Congratulations Messages

Congratulations messages are a must when a celebration is going on. Your personal message is expressive of your bond with the person for whom the celebration is organised.

Weddings are one of the most significant congratulatory events in one’s life and thus it calls for many messages from well-wishers and loved ones.

To make your message a little different from the others’, add some fun to it. Funny wedding congratulatory messages are entertaining to read and if they are good they can be remembered for years after the marriage. Here are a few samples of these messages:

Sample Funny Wedding Congratulations Messages

  • [blockquote]Oh! I thought you realised your mistake at the engagement! Ah, well! You’re stuck for life! Congratulations on your wedding![/blockquote]
  • Guess what! My mother just told me the secrets to a long marriage! They are restraint, sacrifice, responsibility, sharing and of course kids. Whoops! You’re already married! Congratulations!
  • The first year of marriage is spent appreciating each other’s presence, thoughts, words, individuality. The rest are spent undoing the first year. Anyway, congratulations on your marriage!
  • Hey! We’re throwing a ‘singles only’ party this weekend. There will be unlimited drinks, girls and food. Oh, I forgot you’re getting married today! Congratulations!
  • [blockquote]Embrace your love for sports, dirty socks on the bed, bags on the dinner table, naked girl posters. You just got married to the man you love remember? Congratulations![/blockquote]
  • All men are lions before marriage and cats after. Did you just hear a ‘meow’? Congratulations!
  • I’m glad you guys finally decided to get married. I was getting tired of playing cupid! Congratulations and best wishes for the future!
  • Though this day is popularly called ‘when two become one’, I am really looking forward to two marriage parties! Congratulations!
  • Congratulations on getting married- wait, I meant getting stuck!
  • I told you! The aisle is the best place to practice saying ‘I don’t’, but you seem to have forgotten! Congratulations in that case!
  • It’s good to see you’re happy with the man of your life. Enjoy the party, since it lasts for just an evening. Congratulations to be newlywed!
  • [blockquote]Congratulations on your admission to the most advanced drama school in the universe- marriage! You will learn all sorts of emotions and gain an advanced degree in the negative ones too![/blockquote]
  • I saw you calculating the wedding expenses the other day. I hope you have planned for the baby showers, followed by their birth, schooling, education and eventually their marriage. Congratulations!


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