Silly Facebook Status Messages to Keep Everyone Entertained

Social media sites are now considered as the world’s number one source of entertainment, Facebook and Twitter to mention some examples. It is an undeniable fact that the funnier the facebook status you can post the more likes or “HAHA” reactions you will get from anyone who comes across in their endless scroll downs in the hopes of getting the best laugh in the cyber world. In some circumstances, if the humor is too much random people would start sharing the facebook status. If you would want to entertain your internet friends with silly facebook statuses then you might want to create a meme page of your own or make something up to boast to the cyber world the depths of your  humor. below are sample facebook status messages to help you out deliver what a facebook status that is definitely worth a reaction and share.

 

  • I need to get a haircut asap or mother birds might find a walking and, thus, lay their eggs on my head.

 

  • One thing to be positive about being thin is you get to feel the chance of flying should there be a strong gust

 

  • If I were to choose between nuggets and Justin Bieber, I’d choose nuggets without hesitation, without vanity, and without impurity.

 

  • Friends are the best beings that this world could ever offer us, not unless it’s your birthday  because they tend to summon a torrent of disgusting pictures partnered with sincere messages which frankly do not go well together.

 

  • Most people have been categorized nowadays as Things. They’re not meant to be used but they are willing to be used anyway.

 

  • Honest to goodness, I don’t hate you at all but if I were to wash dishes or push you over a cliff, I would push you without second thoughts.

 

  • (uploads picture captioned with) A perfect example of early stage evolution from Charles Darwin’s theory.

 

  • Money may not buy us happiness, but if you hand me a million dollar I would be more than happy to take it.

 

  • How could anyone from far away steal your heart by just casting a killer smile?

 

  • The thing I fear most is being with you, cops may send me to jail because of possessing your love which is my drugs.

 

 


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