Funny Flirt Messages

Funny flirt messages are sure to bring a smile on our faces. They, if framed properly and with the best intentions, can really brighten someone’s day.

Funny flirty messages must be warm and light hearted. They are to be taken with a pinch of salt but they can make an impact if crafted well. These are some of the considerations that govern the formulation of funny flirty messages.


Sample Funny Flirt Messages:

  • Hey there, do you want a lift home? Or maybe a lift of some other kind, if you know what I mean?
  • [blockquote]Flirting is an art and if you permit me, I can show you a bit of my expertise, free of cost. You will be getting a display from the best, I can assure you![/blockquote]
  • I am not flirting with you. I am merely testing your patience which by the look on your face, I must say is wearing thin.
  • [blockquote]Flirting is what great men have done over the ages, some to great success and some to no avail. I am merely carrying the trend forward, with you consent.[/blockquote]
  • Flirting is believed to be a medicine for the blues. I am merely being my own anti-depressant.
  • I have never understood, madam, why women have taken umbrage to men who flirt. Is it a classic case of ‘grapes are sour’?
  • [blockquote]When have I ever denied that all I have done since I met you if flirt? Now agree to a movie date if only to reward my wasted efforts.[/blockquote]

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