Witty Good Morning Messages

Each day symbolizes a new beginning and witty good morning messages are the perfect way to get off to a great start. They can keep us going through all the toils and turmoil of the day. Thus, a good morning message is not only considerate, it is also great fun.

Sample Witty Good Morning Messages

  • [blockquote]Well, another day has dawned and we have stepped further along the road to destruction. However, optimism is what the world swears by and thus I wish you a great morning and a fantastic day![/blockquote]
  • Another day of alarm malfunctions, traffic snarls and office blues. Another day of rising tempers and rising cholesterol. Another day of arguments and long commute. Even so, good morning to you!
  • [blockquote]Today’s prediction—you will be hauled up by your boss for major computing errors. My word of advice to you would be to get up and smell the coffee. Have a good morning![/blockquote]
  • [blockquote]Waking up bleary-eyed sleepers like you is precisely what makes my mornings interesting. Thank you for brightening my mornings and I wish you a good morning too![/blockquote]
  • Waking up with a huge hangover is not our idea of appreciating the morning. Nonetheless, the hangover is the reminder of a great night gone by. Begin your day on this optimistic note and you shall find beauty in everything around you. Good morning!
  • As the proverb goes, the morning shows the day. My morning was spent clearing weeks worthy of garbage. I hope you have a better morning and an even better day. Good morning!

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