Funny Greeting Messages

Greeting messages are sent across to loved ones like family and friends in order to express gratitude for an event or occasion. These messages are also general wherein the sender simply sends a salutation message that is funny.

The funny greeting messages add a bit of amusement by making them funny. Anyone who receives these funny greeting messages feels happy to read them.

Sample Funny Greeting Messages

[blockquote]While all of us missed you when you were away we even got the opportunity to discuss how irritating you can get at times when working with you. Despite this we welcome you back with great enthusiasm. [/blockquote]

[blockquote]We really missed you when you were away on a vacation for the past fifteen days. More than your coming back we are eager to get our hands on all the gifts that you are going to get for us. [/blockquote]

[blockquote]When you welcome smoke and drink in your life you will dies ten years earlier than your lifespan and when you welcome a girl in your life you will reduce your lifespan every day. [/blockquote]

  • I know that you are my beloved husband and back home, finally all my vessels will be clean after a long time.
  • We have had a great relationship together and needless to mention all the scuffles that we have had together, but I still welcome you back into my life as always.
  • Please do not say thank you when I welcome you back as I am compelled to do it rather than with pleasure. Anyway your presence is appreciated, welcome back!
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]I know that heart of heart you want to thank me for all the special appreciations you get from the dishes you make but be assured that I am the only one to appreciate your culinary skills and nobody else on this earth.[/notice]
  • You go here you go there and you go everywhere but the point is just take care.
  • You are most welcome into my dreams as this is the only place where I can fight and win an argument with you always.
  • You are welcome to my home and a journey into the hell awaits you right away.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]I swear that I will walk into your life for the rest of my life and make sure you that you have a ghost of a time with me always.[/notice]
  • Guests are always welcome at our home as this is the only time we clean up our home. Thanks for visiting us.

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