Funny Love Messages for Wife

Funny love messages for wife are the messages that are sent to wife to convey the feelings of love in a funny and humorous manner. These types of messages will surely bring a smile on the face of your wife.  These types of messages can be sent through SMS, cards or emails. Some samples of the messages are given below.

Sample Funny Love Messages for Wife

  • A wife playfully nagged her husband and asked him about the proof that he loves her. The husband point outs towards their three kids and said that the facility of downloading kids are yet not available on Google. So, even If we don’t have children, we can have some if you need a proof. I love you!

[notice noticeType=”attention” ]Hug me when you need love, hold me when you need a company, feel me when you want comfort, keep me over you when you desire to be protected, rest on me when you feel tired. You’re sincerely, your pillow![/notice]

  • Ghosts are talked by thousands of people around but are only felt by a few; love is talked around by hundreds but happens to a few. And when I say I love you, it is hundred and one percent true.

[blockquote]”I LOVE YOU” “I LOVE YOU”! Can you check the spelling of the word for me? I don’t want to be wrong in them when I say this to my special someone and it’s none other than you I love you![/blockquote]

[notice noticeType=”attention” ]My friends told me that I am lucky to have you in my life. I told them that I am alive because you are my wife. So love me as it’s my oxygen supply as I am on the ventilator of your love.[/notice]

  • Heard of thunderstorm news on the TV and radio? It was actually my heart beating so hard without you. Save the world from heavy rains of my tears. Always be there at my side, o dear. Tons of love to you my dear loving wife!

[blockquote] They say marriages are made in heavens. Yes I do believe them but till the time they reach earth they turn into made in hell products. I need to talk to the shipping department regarding this. Just kidding loves you a lot.[/blockquote]

  • Every medicine comes with an expiry date. I pray to god that the effects of your medicine on me never expire. I love you!

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