Funny Phone Messages

It is always good to have fun with our near and dear ones. Funny phone messages are a great way to have fun with our friends and family members.

Funny phone messages can make people who call you or message you wear a smile on their face.

Sample Funny Phone Messages

[blockquote]Hello, I’m currently away from home so please leave your name and number after the beep. In case you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, then do leave your message before the tone![/blockquote]

[blockquote]Hey, I’m currently not at home. Please leave your phone number, social security and credit card number and I shall call you once I’m done with shopping.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]This is Rita and I’m not home right now. So please leave your number and your message and keep waiting for my call! I shall be right back![/blockquote]

[blockquote]Hello, this is Paul and I’m away from home. So if you are calling from the phone company then I have already sent you money! If you are my mom or dad then please do send me some money! If you are my friend, then I’m sure you owe me money! And if you are a girl, then no worries, I have plenty of money! Please leave your message appropriately![/blockquote]

  • Hi, Jack here. I’m currently in the process of screening my calls and so you can start talking. If you are someone I would like to talk to then I will pick up the call and otherwise, you know what I mean right?
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]Hello! We are currently out of town so please leave your number and message if and only if you are not a sales guy or someone trying to solicit money![/notice]
  • Hey this is Mike’s phone! And who are you?
  • Jack and Jill are not here right now! But, their phone is! So you can talk to their phone right after the beep!
  • Hey this is John! Call me A.S.A.P because I guess I found the right guy for you. He seems to brush his teeth, cut his nails and take his showers every day.
  • Hey, I just won a lottery and I will be buying myself new friends soon!
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]A stands for Academics and B stands for Beer and that’s the reason we are not here! Please leave us a message my dear![/notice]
  • Hey I’m not at home right now! So please leave your name and number and I shall thing about returning your call when I’m backing home! Thank you!

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