Funny Good Morning Quotes

Good morning quotes are those quotes that are used to wish good morning to near and dear ones and when these are funny in nature they are known as funny good morning quotes.

These types of quotes can be sent as greetings, messages, SMS or can also be posted as status messages on social networking sites.

Sample Funny Good Morning Quotes

[blockquote]A legal warning has been issued against you as you have done a severe crime of sleeping till so late, when the sweetest person on EARTH is waiting for a ‘good morning’ reply from your side.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]All the passengers traveling in our exotic “dreamy flight” are requested to fasten their seat belts as we are about to wake up! “Good morning”.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]I wish I was a Facebook status to become the first one to see you have your first smile of the day with your eyes shining so bright, as they are at the moment! Good morning![/blockquote]

[blockquote]Wake up! Police will be here any time to catch you as your sweetness is causing diabetes to all the people in your heart. I am already hospitalized. Keep smiling, good morning and have a wonderful day![/blockquote]

  • Moon has run out of electricity, Sun has switched on its lights, Birds have issued their warnings that its time to wake up! Good Morning!
  • You have become a celebrity! You know why? Because sun is waiting outside your window past hours to wish you “good morning”!
  • People say it is morning when the sun rise, I say its morning when my friends open their eyes.
  • Its time to ditch your comfy bed, its time to resist your beautiful dreams, its time to open your beautiful eyes, its time to get up and say “good morning”.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]India and Pakistan have become friends, Hollywood has been shifted to Mumbai, government has banned examinations, and your dad has bought you a Ferrari! Stop dreaming and get back to reality! Good Morning![/notice]
  • Here is your doctor’s prescription! He recommended you to laugh thrice a day, giggle twice a day and smile the rest of the day. Have a lovely morning.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]I know you must have dreamt about beautiful girls and lovely ambience but Good Morning my friend and get ready to face your ugly boss and office.[/notice]
  • Good morning my friend, come out of your dream world and get ready to face the reality at office.

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