Funny Quotes

To cheer, entertain or make someone laugh, funny quotes and messages are being sent and exchanged by all of us.

These quotes are the humorous quotes that are framed in a very funny manner and are sent to a person in a very joyful manner. Such quotes can be exchanged between friends, family members, couples, lovers or anyone.

The purpose of sending funny quotes to one another is to crack a joke, initiate a prank, entertain, cheer or create liveliness.

The quotes must be framed in an attractive manner so as to make the reader laugh.

Sample Funny Quotes

[blockquote]Insanity in something that is never suffered. It is an insane feeling that is enjoyed./blockquote]

[blockquote]If human beings are not supposed to eat animals then why the hell are they made up of meat?[/blockquote]

[blockquote]In any school, as long as there are test cycles and examination schedules, prayers would be given utmost importance.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]A man is called as a successful person when he manages to make more money than his wife can spend. A woman is called as a successful person when she manages to find such a man.[/blockquote]

  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]Time is an only thing that restricts things from happening all at once.[/notice]
  • An anonymous letter can never be answered back. 
  • Always opt to go to other people’s funerals. It is so because otherwise they won’t come to yours.
  • It is a true fact that no one is listening to you until you make a silly mistake in your conversation.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]The person who laughs at the last is the slowest of all.[/notice]
  • Everyone is unique, just like everyone else.
  • Just give it a thought that why is “ABBREVIATION” such a big word.
  • Change is always inevitable. Exception being the vending machine.
  • If suppose you have everything, where would you put it?
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]I just allowed my mind to wonder and I am waiting for it to come back.[/notice]
  • The more humans you will meet, the more you would love you dog.
  • If life gives you lemon, make lemonade and sip it. Find a person who has got vodka in his life so that you can enjoy it.
  • Behind every great and a successful man, their lies a woman searching for him.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]A day that is without sunshine is simply called as night.[/notice]

The invention of wine and beer are the proofs that GOD is taking best care of us.

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