Funny Relationship Quotes

Relationships are the bonds of love, trust, togetherness and companionship. Relationships can be shared between two or more friends, between family members, couples, partners etc. There are varieties of messages that are sent and exchanged between people.

These messages when are exchanged and sent in a funny manner are called as funny relationship quotes.

The tone of such messages is humorous and can be sent for any purpose. Such quotes and messages are the funny messages related to the relationship.

Sample Funny Relationship Quotes

[blockquote]Marriage relationship is considered to be a 3-ring relationship. It starts from an engagement ring; continues to wedding ring and ends at suffering.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]Facebook should provide its users with an option as to how many times one can change his or her relationship status. If more than three, the default relationship status should be set to “Unstable”.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]It is such an awkward moment to feel when an unattractive person proposes you for a relationship. It is that time when you start questioning your own attractiveness.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]Husband is the always the boss of the house while the decision maker is always the wife.[/blockquote]

  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]The relationship between a husband and a wife is such that a woman can fake a man but a man can fake the entire relationship.[/notice]
  • The relationship of a marriage is like a workshop. In such a relationship, man just works and woman just shops.
  • Wife asked her husband – Dear will you still love me if I ever get fat and overweight? Husband replied – Darling, yes I still do.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]In a relationship, a guy always wants to be a girl’s favourite hello and the hardest goodbye.[/notice]
  • In the case of a love relationship, if a girl cancels the date, she has a work to do. But if a guy cancels the date, he has two!
  • Girls who are single are considered to have long distance relationships because their man lives in future.
  • When your wife is taken away by some other men then the best revenge that you can take from him is to let him keep your wife.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]Three is considered to be a company and two as none in a married life.[/notice]
  • The best way to keep your marriage successful is by not being at home too much.
  • You can keep your marriage lively by going on candlelight diners twice a week, Mondays for husbands and Tuesdays for wives.


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