Funny Saying Text Messages

People exchange funny messages, joke messages, funny quotes, humorous quotes, etc to entertain people.

Funny saying text messages are such messages that a sender sends to his friends, relatives or any other person in order to entertain him or her.


These messages are written in a funny manner and are sent in a comical way.

The messages may be sent to crack a joke or to state the funny incident. Some samples of funny saying text messages are given below for your reference.

Sample Funny Saying Text Messages

[blockquote]A Guy with brain always finds out the ways to meet the expenses for his girl and a guy with extra-ordinary brain never try to find any girl.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]The only difference between a new husband and a new dog is that the new dog will still be excited to see you, after a year.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]It is very hard for women to find a man who is caring, loving, sensitive and sweet. It is so because these men already have a girlfriend.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]A strong man is the one who has an approach that – if he can’t convince a person, he confuses a person.[/blockquote]

  • Behind every successful man there is a woman because women never run behind the unsuccessful ones.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]I wish if god wouldn’t have been this biased so that you are also blessed with brain.[/notice]
  • A girl can never change a guy because by the time she tries to change him, he changes the girl.
  • If you wish to succeed and if you have faced a failure just erase all the evidences that you tried.
  • Prayers in the school will continue to exist as long as the exams in the schools will persist.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]Imagine two oceans talking to each other. Well they did not talk, they just waved to each other.[/notice]
  • One friend asks to other – What would be a day without the sunshine? The other one replied – Night of course.
  • In everyone’s life, love may be considered blind. The real eye openers are the marriages.
  • I always try to say no to alcohol. The problem is, it just do not listen.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]A bee was excited to get married. It is so because he found his honey.[/notice]
  • People handle the pain until the pan starts hurting them.
  • Banana says – Unless you undress me, you cannot taste me.

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