Silly Status Messages

There are various status messages that an individual puts in his /her profile on a social networking site.

Some of them may be serious one where as some may be silly. Silly status messages are usually funny and some samples of the same arte given below.

Sample Silly Status Messages

[blockquote]It gives me immense pleasure to tell you that I deserve the humanitarian award that I please the cause of hunger in the world by dieting in order to become slim.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]I believe that I am the new age Cinderella as I have recently lost new pair of red shoes.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]The best way to become the friend of a girl is to propose to her and wait for her to say “I consider you only as a friend.”[/blockquote]

[blockquote]I am having an argument with, myself over choosing the dress to wear for tonight’s party.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]The Mayans predicted that the world would end in the year 2012 as they could not count till 2013.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]I am going for a world tour…………… my dreams. Would you like to join me then you have to book tickets in advance.[/blockquote]

  • I will be back before you can pronounce asparagus. Oh! So you are still struggling to pronounce it.
  • I may be nobody but there is a saying that nobody is perfect. So I am perfect.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]Please like my status and I assure you that I will gift you an old used toothbrush of mine.[/notice]
  • I will be back….after a loo break.
  • I am feeling sleepy…….zzzz
  • I have decided to pay a visit to the nearest rehab as I may find people of my intellect there.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]Everyone needs a kick in life to get inspired. If you need one do tell me as I am eager to give you one.[/notice]
  • I believe I should be selected as the next president of United States of America.
  • I have been exercising rigorously in my dreams every day.
  • The best way for a girl to be pretty inside is to eat make up.
  • The best time pass I have is sitting in front of a mirror, looking at my reflection and talking to myself.
  • If money grew on trees then global warming  would had ended the world by now.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]The only way of being happy in life is by sleeping.[/notice]
  • I think I have recently lost my mind.

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