Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Funny jokes sms messages are the messages that are sent to crack a joke. These sms messages are the humorous messages that are sent to entertain a person, by cracking and putting a funny joke.

These messages can be sent to your friends, relatives, family member and other people. These types of messages are framed and sent in a comical accent, to initiate and entertain a joke.

Sample Funny Jokes SMS Messages

[blockquote]A girl asks the shopkeeper – What is the price of the dress? Shopkeeper replied – 5 kisses ma’am. Girl asks the price of another dress. Shopkeeper replies – 10 kisses ma’am. Girl replies – pack both of them and the bill would be paid by my grandmother.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]One boy to another – Meet my girlfriend, Ria. 2ND boy – I know her. 1st boy – How do you know my girlfriend? 2nd boy – we were caught sleeping together. 1st boy to his girlfriend – you poor girl no character at all? 2nd boy – chill friend, we were sleeping in our maths class.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]Two students, one boy and one girl of class 2 asked their teacher – Ma’am can we have kids? Ma’am replied- no not at this age. Boy said to girl – see I told you, there is nothing to worry.[/blockquote]

  • A boy went to a club to dance and booze with girls. On returning back, mom asked – Did you see something that you were not supposed to see? Son replied – yes mom, I saw dad there.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]An employee messaged his boss – I am sick and I can’t come to work. Boss replied – When I am sick, I kiss my wife and it works, you may try too. Employee replies back – I am perfectly fine, your wife is really sweet.[/notice]
  • A perfect example of both good luck and bad luck is – when the wind blows, it blows the skirt high. The bad being – dust comes along and it closes the boy’s eyes.
  • The best and the most common feeling that is experienced by the students are when they get the question paper, they look around everybody in the class, and each student has the same look of not knowing even one question.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]Behind every successful student, there lies a good professional teacher. Behind every unsuccessful and a failing student, there lies a beautiful teacher.[/notice]
  • The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are RESULTS ARE OUT

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