Funny Status Messages

Funny messages can be sent and exchanged with any purpose. These messages are the hilarious messages that may be sent to crack a joke or to amuse a person.

Funny status messages are such type of messages that are framed in a most funny manner to entertain people on various social websites, communication sites, messengers etc.

These messages are framed in a comical tone to amuse a person. The status messages are framed with the use of funny words and are set in an amusing manner.

Sample Funny Status Messages

[blockquote]A man was standing inside the phone booth. Another man asked him, you are standing with the phone in your hand for last 20 minutes but did not speak a word? The man replied “I am talking to my wife”.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]India is a nation, New Delhi is  Station;
India is a nation; New Delhi is a station,
Do not fall in love,
First complete your education.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]Girls are the beings who before going to the party dress up, put on lipsticks, spray perfumes, carry heels, wear jewelleries, take the purse and still say “I was getting late and could not get ready”.[/blockquote]

  • After my graduation, I will give a speech, thanking and paying my gratitude to Google, Wikipedia, MS office etc.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]One day boss came to office and hung a poster saying “I am the boss, do not forget”. While he was off to the lunch, he came back and noticed that his wife had left a slip saying “your wife took the poster back”. [/notice]
  • A good lecture should always be like a girl’s skirt. It should be long enough so as to cover the subject and short enough to create the interest.
  • While a wife was pointing at her husband saying you do not love me at all. Husband pointed at their children and says “Do you think we have downloaded them from Google?”
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]To impress a girl, you have to care for her, cry for her, honor her, respect her, and love her. To impress a boy, just smile once.[/notice]
  • The best style to propose a girl is by saying “I have spent many nights waiting for you and for your love and I do not want my son to do the same for your daughter. So let us marry and make them brother and sister”.
  • Forget love and better flirt.

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