Funny Text Messages for Her

Funny text messages for her are the humorous messages that are sent to the female reader, to entertain her. These types of messages can be sent to your wife, sister, friend, girlfriend or any other female.

The funny text messages can be sent on any special occasion like birthdays, engagement, anniversaries or can also be sent just casually. These types of messages are drafted using funny words.

Sample Funny Text Messages for Her

[blockquote]Women are born with two faults – what they actually do and what they actually say.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]For a woman, the secret behind a happy marriage will always remain a secret.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]Love is what happens when the male partner has to get ready to empty his pockets and the female partners are all ready to purchase new accessories, clothes and jackets.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]Wife are like mobile phones, after getting one you always think that you could have got a better deal if you would have waited for some more time.[/blockquote]

  • In women, there is a place where a man can touch, that will drive her crazy. It is her heart.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]Girls prefer not to fall in love; instead they prefer to fall in love with chocolates.[/notice]
  • One of the unanswerable questions that will always remain unanswerable is – What a woman wants?
  • The one and the only time when a woman succeeds in changing the man was when he was a baby.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]For a woman, the sincerest love is when her man is ready to spend on her endlessly.[/notice]
  • Romance never gets spoiled unless a woman brings in, her poor sense of humour in the middle.
  • Women usually love two or three man in her life. It is so because she wants to thank the good one in the front of the bad one.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]Once a woman has loved someone, she will do anything for him, except for loving him all over again.[/notice]
  • Men pursue his life, earning a living. Women pursue her life, shopping and shopping.
  • A woman, who thinks that her husband cannot take a joke, forgets a fact that he took her too.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]Husband and wife fighting over the importance of love. Husband – I cannot live without love. Wife – I think oxygen is more important that ways.[/notice]
  • Loving your wife is no less than participating in a war. It is easier to start but very difficult to end.
  • Women are like passwords. You always want to try to get the correct one.


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