Funny Text Messages for Him

Funny messages are sent and exchanged between people to initiate a funny conversation, to crack a joke, to entertain or to generally send a humorous quote.

Funny text messages for him are such messages that are sent as text messages to a male reader in a funny and a humorous manner. These types of messages can be sent casually or on any occasion as well. Some samples of funny text messages for him are given below for reference.

Sample Funny Text Messages for Him

[blockquote]You know you are a man and you are in love when every time when you go out with your partner, you have to debit the amount from your credit card.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]When two people marry, woman marries with a hope that her man will change and man marry with a hope that his woman will not. So directly or indirectly, each one of them is inevitably disappointed.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]Every woman wishes to have her husband as an archaeologist. It is so because as she gets older, he tends to show more interest in her.[/blockquote]

[blockquote]No man is considered to be fully and dedicatedly married until he manages to understand every word that his wife is NOT really saying.[/blockquote]

  • For a guy to know that he is in love, he realises that he has lost his interest in cars and bikes for almost 20 days.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]A guys mentality towards love is such, if a girl says that love is the answer to every question, the guys says, let us reframe the question.[/notice]
  • If for girl, love is grand, then for a guy, divorce is hundred grand.
  • We cannot really differentiate between a wise man and a fool, once they fall in love.
  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]Intelligent men never put a price tag on their love, but they never forget to count the price tags on the accessories.[/notice]
  • A man known he is in love when he is ready to share the number of his cash machine.
  • Men never buy love but in the end they have to pay heavily for it.
  • One of the most advanced forms of war in the present day world is marriage.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]My husband and I were happy for 15 long years and after that we met.[/notice]
  • My husband is that one thing that keeps me away from being happily married.
  • How much a man cares for his partner can be judged by the amount of space he giver her under the shared umbrella.

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