Funny Valentine Messages

Valentine is the time to show your loved ones that how much you love and care for them. In order to make your valentine day exciting, the funny valentine messages will prove to be a good option.

Sample Funny Valentine Messages

[blockquote]You are funny, beautiful, intelligent, smart, gentle, sweet and so many more. You know what is my specialty? I am an excellent liar. Happy Valentine day to my love and this time I am not lying!!![/blockquote]

[blockquote]Your love means the world to me. I would never even dream of living without you my darling. Those were the words I told you before I met your best friend. Happy Valentine Day!!![/blockquote]

  • [notice noticeType=”attention” ]The love messages that were sent to this number were purely by mistake, sorry for the inconvenience. It was meant for the handsome and beautiful people.[/notice]
  • It is very important that you find a man who is wealthy, a man who absolutely adores you and a man who is good at bed. Just make sure these three never meet each other.
  • [notice noticeType=”info” ]Your eyes are like sea, your cheeks are as pink as flowers, and your lips are like the petals of a rose. But as it is winter, the sea has receded, the flowers have withered and the petals have fallen off. I wish a very Happy Valentine’s Day to you and please accept my gift of moisturising lotion. You definitely need it.[/notice]
  • My love, you are so beautiful that I could stare at you all day long. Your hair is so shiny that I could check my reflection in it. Your kiss is so wonderful that you take my breath away. Actually it’s your bad breath that takes my breath away.

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