Whatsapp is a popular instant messaging app which is known worldwide for its free message sending platform. This messaging service has an option to add your current status message. Some choose to keep their WhatsApp status simple and sweet while some choose for it to be funny.

These funny status messages on WhatsApp are known as funny WhatsApp status messages and are short witty sentences that can make anyone laugh. A few examples of funny WhatsApp status messages are given below.

Sample Funny Whatsapp Status Messages

  • Every time I think of putting up a status, I feel like saying I’m drunk!
  • I am never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong but I realized I was wrong!
  • Life is about chilling, sleeping, dreaming and following the cycle again!
  • Isn’t it strange how people get all the time in the world to be on Whatsapp? Well yes, I too have all the time in the world!
  • Your face reminds me of a smashed watermelon. Sweet yet broken!
  • Don’t you get tired of checking out my WhatsApp status messages? Well if I were you, I wouldn’t!
  • Want to talk to me? Well please SMS me to take an appointment to talk to me on WhatsApp!
  • If you think you can’t see my timestamps, it’s because I don’t want you to see them!
  • Once there were two friends, one was on WhatsApp all the time while the other preferred WhatsApp too! WhatsApp rocks!
  • Remember the days when there was no WhatsApp? No, you don’t? Well, I definitely don’t!
  • You are my addiction, you are my drug, but when I see you, all I want to do is shrug! Ha-ha.
  •  I will win for sure, not immediately but definitely!
  • I was born to express not to impress.
  • Do you want to make your dreams come true? Then what are you doing sleeping, get your ass off the bed!
  • Whenever I think I need to give up on smoking, I need to cigarette to think even that!
  • If you think you want to walk the road to success, then you must know that it is always under construction!
  • You think you are strong enough? Well you haven’t met me yet!
  • When I was born on the planet, even the devil got scared as he saw competition take the planet!
  • If you have decided to be two-faced, atleast make one of the faces pretty!